tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62338442011-04-21T16:51:23.847-07:00Each day we receive spam from a range of colourful characters. Every one of them must be living an ordinary life somewhere, just like you and me. They play sport, commute to work, fall in love and go shopping. And although we hate their hard sell, we can't help wanting to take a peek behind the scenes and see what they get up to when they're not blasting our in-boxes. This blog is dedicated to the names behind the mail. They are - and will always remain - My Spam Friends. PWnoreply@blogger.comBlogger181100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6233844.post-1081027345766152462004-04-03T13:19:00.000-08:002004-04-03T13:26:07.483-08:00<strong>My Spam Friends on the office phone list</strong> <br /> <br />Herschel Blevins <br />Finance Manager <br />x244 <br /> <br />Overbearing S. Cowslip <br />Managing Director <br />x202 <br /> <br />Millicent Ho <br />Marketing Administrator <br />x299 <br /> <br />Vicissitude P. Hypnotically <br />Company Secretary <br />x218 <br /> <br />Tricia Ponce <br />Operations Director <br />x276 <br /> <br />Obstacles J. Spright <br />Personnel Director <br />x298 <br /> <br />Forbes L. Wriggler <br />Admin Assistant <br />x239 <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6233844-108102734576615246?l=myspamfriends.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PWnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6233844.post-1074728378994334502004-01-21T15:34:00.000-08:002004-01-21T15:41:40.326-08:00<strong>My Spam Friends benefit from a will</strong> <br /> <br />My 1957 Chevrolet, which meant so much to me, I bequeath to Ulysses Mack. The priceless stamp collection, passed to me by my own grandfather, should be equally divided between Salvatore Flowers, Samantha B. Brandt and my friend Langley Laverne. All my Viagra, I leave to Ivory T. Walton.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6233844-107472837899433450?l=myspamfriends.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PWnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6233844.post-1074467923481439272004-01-18T15:15:00.000-08:002004-01-18T15:20:40.840-08:00<strong>My Spam Friends in the Ladies' Quarter Finals</strong> <br /> <br />Magdelena Triplett v Molly Sexton <br /> <br />Goldie I. Lopez v Corina Delong <br /> <br />Sherri Crum v Evangelina Gaston <br /> <br />Orphelia Magee v Esmeralda Curtis<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6233844-107446792348143927?l=myspamfriends.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PWnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6233844.post-1074206680077852852004-01-15T14:44:00.000-08:002004-01-15T14:46:32.950-08:00<strong>My Spam Friends reach the Men's Quarter Finals</strong> <br /> <br />Brock Busby v Barton Ackerman <br /> <br />Rudolf Rosacker v Roman Schmitz <br /> <br />Socorro Trevino v Quincy Diamond <br /> <br />Merlin Funk v Pablo Goldstein <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6233844-107420668007785285?l=myspamfriends.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PWnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6233844.post-1073344273039092792004-01-05T15:10:00.000-08:002004-01-05T15:11:32.356-08:00<strong>My spam friends in court</strong> <br /> <br />Archie Wolff, you are charged that on the 27th November 2003, you did knowingly encourage one Alfonzo Beltran to believe that he could grow biologically younger in just 30 days, contrary to Section 14 of the Spam Act of 1977. How do you plead? <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6233844-107334427303909279?l=myspamfriends.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PWnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6233844.post-1072908791058617762003-12-31T14:12:00.000-08:002003-12-31T14:13:28.963-08:00<strong>My spam friends in the New Year's Honours</strong> <br /> <br />COMMANDER OF THE SPAM EMPIRE <br />Dudley Blanton, for services to weight loss <br /> <br />ORDER OF THE SPAM EMPIRE <br />Allyson R. Logan, collection of auction winnings <br /> <br />MEMBER OF THE SPAM EMPIRE <br />Bradly Colon, overnight shipping of medication <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6233844-107290879105861776?l=myspamfriends.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PWnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6233844.post-1072556142352096822003-12-27T12:13:00.000-08:002003-12-27T12:15:59.150-08:00<strong>My Spam Friends live in concert</strong> <br /> <br />On lead guitar from Houston, Texas, please welcome Aminocenteses D. Namath! And on the drums... all the way from Mobile, Alabama... Mr Chance Santiago....!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6233844-107255614235209682?l=myspamfriends.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PWnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6233844.post-1072556000612809632003-12-27T12:11:00.000-08:002003-12-27T12:13:37.430-08:00<strong>My Spam Friends tag their Christmas pressies</strong> <br /> <br />To: Misti Thomley <br /> <br />From: Humberto Crandall <br /> <br />Very best wishes for Xmas and a great 2004.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6233844-107255600061280963?l=myspamfriends.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PWnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6233844.post-1072216210502155202003-12-23T13:49:00.000-08:002003-12-23T13:50:25.780-08:00<strong>My spam friends at the airport</strong> <br /> <br />Will passengers Dorothea Blankenship, Vouchsafe O. Maleness, Darnell Dupree and Wendell Dickins, on Spam Airlines Flight SA2781 to Boca Raton, please make their way urgently to Gate 18. This is a last call for passengers Blankenship, Maleness, Dupree and Dickins flying to Boca Raton on Spam Airlines. <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6233844-107221621050215520?l=myspamfriends.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PWnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6233844.post-1072126586849263342003-12-22T12:55:00.000-08:002003-12-22T12:56:41.803-08:00<strong>My spam friends at the movies</strong> <br /> <br /><em>New from Spam Studios </em> <br /> <br /><strong>Starring</strong> <br />Destiny Barnett <br />Dewey Rivas <br /> <br />and <br /> <br />Introducing <br />Arnulfo Barton <br /> <br />in <br /> <br /><strong>You got junk mail</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6233844-107212658684926334?l=myspamfriends.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PWnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6233844.post-1072126508478132992003-12-22T12:53:00.000-08:002003-12-22T12:55:23.460-08:00<strong>My spam friends go to Church</strong> <br /> <br />Vicar: And have you thought of a name for your child? <br /> <br />Parent: Well, we were considering Chadwick A. Hathaway <br /> <br />Vicar: Ah...er...we usually hope for something a little more, er, traditional. A name from the Bible perhaps? <br /> <br />Parent: How does Quincy Hobbs sound? <br /> <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6233844-107212650847813299?l=myspamfriends.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PWnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6233844.post-1072046682020844012003-12-21T14:43:00.000-08:002003-12-21T14:44:56.890-08:00<strong>My spam friends at the doctor's surgery</strong> <br /> <br />Mr Joe Villalobos? Dr Ha1&o*ld will see you now ;-) <br /> <br /> <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6233844-107204668202084401?l=myspamfriends.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PWnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6233844.post-1072046598241886542003-12-21T14:42:00.000-08:002003-12-21T14:43:33.123-08:00<strong>My spam friends at the company board meeting</strong> <br /> <br /><em>Present:</em> <br />Fanny Moreno, Elwood Kockler, Dorian Dunham, Carmel Risler, Vito Medeiros, Trenton Wesley. <br /> <br /><em>Apologies:</em> <br />Penelope Shoemaker, Pansy Mims. <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6233844-107204659824188654?l=myspamfriends.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PWnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6233844.post-1072046521609823492003-12-21T14:41:00.000-08:002003-12-21T14:42:16.516-08:00<strong>My spam friends in the classroom</strong> <br /> <br />OK, let's see who's here this afternoon. <br /> <br />Dannie Spivey? <br /> <br />- Here Miss! <br /> <br />Marshall T. Stringer? <br /> <br />- Here Miss! <br /> <br />Luann Cisneros? <br /> <br />- Yes, Miss! <br /> <br />Where's Milagros D. Temple got to? <br /> <br />- He's smoking Viagra, Miss! Down by the bikesheds! <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6233844-107204652160982349?l=myspamfriends.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PWnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6233844.post-1072046438680912602003-12-21T14:39:00.000-08:002003-12-21T14:40:53.610-08:00<strong>My spam friends at the racetrack</strong> <br /> <br /><em>HORSE/TRAINER</em> <br /><strong>Enlarge now </strong> <br />Patti Burke <br />2/1 favourite <br /> <br /><em>HORSE/TRAINER</em> <br /><strong>You have money! </strong> <br />Nelson Stephenson <br />11/4 <br /> <br /><em>HORSE/TRAINER</em> <br /><strong>Fire your boss </strong> <br />Karina Brown <br />9/1 <br /><strong></strong><strong></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6233844-107204643868091260?l=myspamfriends.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PWnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6233844.post-1072046303505710432003-12-21T14:36:00.000-08:002003-12-21T14:38:38.456-08:00<strong>My spam friends in the book store</strong> <br /> <br />I'm looking for a book by someone called Jerrod Aguilar. <br /> <br />- Do you know which section it's in? <br /> <br />No, but it's all about getting Valium the easy way. <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6233844-107204630350571043?l=myspamfriends.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PWnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6233844.post-1072045944213403232003-12-21T14:31:00.000-08:002003-12-21T14:32:39.400-08:00<strong>My spam friends stand for Parliament</strong> <br /> <br />The votes were cast as follows: <br /> <br />Moon, Freddie (The Lowest Prices Anywhere Party) 21,283 <br />Jorgensen, Deena (Pharmacy Standards in Canada Party) 2,765 <br />Ladney, Dudley (Safe and Natural Weight Loss System Party) 19,420 <br />Barlow, Nettie (Lock In Your Interest Rate Party) 10,459 <br /> <br />I therefore declare that Freddie Moon is duly elected to serve as the Member for Spamtown. <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6233844-107204594421340323?l=myspamfriends.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PWnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6233844.post-107204561651507022003-12-21T14:25:00.000-08:002003-12-21T14:27:11.746-08:00<strong>My spam friends on the football pitch</strong> <br /> <br />Two minutes to go, plus the time the referee elects to add on for stoppages. The corner is going to be taken by Jesus Compton. Delarosa's in the box with Marcelino Duke. Latonya Phillips is hovering on the edge of the area. The ball's sent to the far post... knocked on by Duke.... and there's the second! Chase Delarosa has done it again! Athletico Spama are surely through to the next round now! <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6233844-10720456165150702?l=myspamfriends.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PWnoreply@blogger.com